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(and if you need a reminder of some her best bits

Ladies and gentlemen

So Saint status it definitely is

And has glowy skin

If you've ever sat there in the Palladium audience at Christmas time you'll know what we mean - it's amazing -all the grown ups are doubled over

Snakes on a Plane

We really do

REALLY big)

HANDS-DOWN BEST NICOLA STURGEON IMPRESSION EVER

Oh - and as one social media commentator drily observed

Oh - and call us controversial

he's gorrrrrrrrgeous