We Likes To Potty - Baby TeePotty training is not a milestone. It is a hostage negotiation that lasts six months and involves more bribery than any parent is comfortable admitting. La di da di, the potty calls. The Details: Yellow distressed arched text reads "La Di Da Di" at the top. Below, "We" flanked by two yellow music note icons, followed by "Likes To" and a larger "Potty" at the bottom, all in bold yellow block text. Printed in a single distressed yellow ink on a red tee

surrounded by red flames

but they do not need to

Parenthood is just being a walking vending machine with anxiety

a retro illustration of a snarling black cat with green eyes and an orange open mouth showing teeth

Black distressed uppercase text reads "Tired As A Mother" stacked in three centered lines

The friendliest ghost on the block

The witch wears an orange pointed hat and orange dress with a green cape

then "KIDS TABLE" in large bold block capitals at the bottom

and brown on a natural cream background with a retro mid-century Christmas card aesthetic

The lettering features white fill with a bold red shadow/outline creating a layered 3D effect

red stacked block text reads "All-City Champs

at maximum volume