Not Today Coloniser Cooked TeeThis limited edition tee remixes our classic Happy Valentines Day design with a new motto to live by a cheeky nod to resilience, rebellion and saying nah mate, not today, or any other date as a matter of fact". Printed in vibrant island tones on a premium black tee, this design is part protest, part art, and 100% Cooked. REMEMBER: Check your size before purchasing.

Get into it magnetisers

They're not even close to being as fancy as this bin chicken

be sure to check out our button-down Hawaiian shirt and wraparound skirt

something to hang on the wall or a gorgeous way to spruce up the kitchen

your shopping or whatever

which we would *never* suggest that you do

Behold: the tote bag that carries it all—groceries

All the crap you can ever imagine

Never before has such a versatile product been made available for public consumption

screw-on lid and they're double walled aluminium so they keep liquids inside hot or cold for a good long while (up to 24 hours we're reliably informed)

This XL version of our tea towel measures 50cm by 70 cm

Reinforced