Asshole Of The Month Flatbrim Black HatTwelve months in a year, and youre winning every one of them. FLAT BRIM Level enough to set a beer on ADJUSTABLE SNAP Fits most heads. Even the fat ones 55% Cotton 36% Acrylic 9% Wool Designed to be abused daily PROFILE HIGH Won't fly off at 90mph. Probably PANELS 6 5 wasn't enough, 7 was too many CROWN 3. 75 Some say that's impressive

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