Plant Buy Me LoveWhenever people ask us if we have kids, we send them 237 photos of us with our plants. We love them. We talk to them. We accidentally kill them. It's fantastic. Plant Buy Me Love. Sunnies for proud Plant Parents who know the nurturing joy of gardening. ("Plant kids are the BEST kids!!!" ? Carl the Flamingo, to his flamingo kids, while they cry.) BONUS: The shades include a PLANTABLE SEED CARD!!! (The seeds are embedded in the paper. If it grows

Orange and blue sunglasses that live to stand out from the drove

Show everyone your personal style reigns supreme in these fashionable

Heads-Up on the Color-Changing Feature: Our UV-activated color-changing tech is awesome—but it’s not forever

Make a splash wherever you go

the navy blue frames won’t slip or bounce no matter how much you sweat over that inflatable foosball table/toaster oven

Small black sunglasses for petite faces that make everyone else wish they were on your tiny noodle’d level

elevated style in our Grand G frame

polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays

#SmallerisBaller

Vintage-inspired design with a special grip frame that stays put no matter how hard you sway at that indie show

doesn't mean you don't also deserve no-slip

Debauchery ensues