Fuck This, Fuck That, Fuck You, Fuck OffMenopause, Motherhood & a Missing School Bag: A Slow Burn to Total FuckerySo there I am. Monday morning. Already sweating not from exercise or effort but because my hormones decided 7: 23am was the perfect time to light my internal organs on fire. Thank you, menopause. Youre a real b*tch. Id woken up emotionally shaky after a weekend of sport runs, cooking, cleaning, sports meltdowns, and sick kids. A perfect cocktail of Mum Burnout and Menopause

I decided I needed to share the piece of wisdom she passed on to me

it’s questionable that it needed to be the bin fire that it has been

I'm currently waiting on an official ADHD diagnosis

Exclusive and unique

and the trail of women he left behind him

Just because I want myself

powering through a glow-up

I pass her the pen

Let's take a deep breath

Your dreams

Packed in the cutest little box you ever did see

We don’t recommend showing it to your kids