The Heater Flip-Offs 2.0Flip off your stepdad like never before in the improved Flip Off 2. 0. Smoother Flip Up Technology, grippier ear and nosepieces, and a more aggressive lens angle enhances sport performance and optical intimidation levels. Now available in two sizes so all head volumes can swing for the benches.

or whatever sport you choose

Go fast in The French Fry Goggles

Or younger

Replacement lens for The Synthesizer

The Fondue are mountain ready sunglasses with removable side shields (aka Fond Drapes) for daily driving

the cat-eye Pit Viper made for sports

Spread Your Wings And Drive

Demand respect by doing absolutely nothing with the Stepdad hat

big fry for big heads

Skiing is hard

Go biggerer

your mom thinks I'm sexy