Suckers Toddler TeeYour kid looked you dead in the eye, said "I love you," and then asked for a cookie. You gave them the cookie. You know exactly what you are. The Details: White italic text reads "Suckers" inside a solid red rectangular box, centered on a white tee. The design uses a clean, bold streetwear style box logo format with sharp edges and minimal design. Single placement, no additional graphics. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring

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