Ask Your Father Funny CandleTHE ULTIMATE PARENTAL POWER MOVE: Finally, the official scent of "Im off the clock." Featuring hilarious scent notes of Not My Problem and Passing The Buck, this candle is the perfect gift for the mom who has reached her limit on questions about snacks, socks, or screen time. Its a witty tribute to the art of the strategic hand off. 100 HOURS OF "NOT IT": Parental evasion is a marathon, and our wax is built to go the distance. Our massive 16oz mason

100 HOURS OF (ALMOST) FEELINGS: Your commitment to this candle is real

Sandalwood and Jasmine

The Look: Crisp white foam front with vintage-style "Trailer Park Pretty" typography

Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon

Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of second-wife energy

USA MADE & REUSABLE MASON JAR: Our heavy-duty glass jars are built to last longer than your last marriage

Sun Washed Citrus (The "Bright Child" Energy) Zesty lemon and blue agave create a crisp

Cool Ranch Doritoz smells just like those amazing delicious snack chips that we all love

our scents are strong enough to fill a room and set a relaxing mood

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