Suckers - Baby TeeYour kid looked you dead in the eye, said "I love you," and then asked for a cookie. You gave them the cookie. You know exactly what you are. The Details: White italic text reads "Suckers" inside a solid red rectangular box, centered on a white tee. The design uses a clean, bold streetwear style box logo format with sharp edges and minimal design. Single placement, no additional graphics. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring

punchy holiday cat humor design

Large white bold sans-serif text reads "Funky Dope

Green and tan vintage horror illustration of a mummy with green skin

Not Santa's list

The other parent wants the one that barely fits through the door

Your kid is all in

There is spooky skeleton

White distressed arched text at the top reads "Staying" with bold white block letters below reading "Alive

White distressed illustration of a minivan in a detailed line-art style sits below "Never Say" in rough block text and "Never" in larger bold distressed capitals

" in distressed block capitals

and skin tones on a heather red tee with a retro mid-century Christmas card feel

and red on a black tee with a vintage varsity athletic badge aesthetic